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« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2005, 06:45:33 PM » |
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I love high school girls. I keep getting older and they keep staying the same age.
Highschool girls look much better now then they did when I was in highschool. and yes, I know that's creepy. |
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« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2005, 05:59:08 PM » |
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Highschool girls look much better now then they did when I was in highschool.
and yes, I know that's creepy.
That's because as you've gotten older your eyesight is failing. And my wife keeps using that "age of consent" excuse on me. |
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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2005, 05:51:42 PM » |
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Highschool girls look much better now then they did when I was in highschool.
and yes, I know that's creepy.
They really don't to me. I can pull out my old high school yearbooks and find girls who still look great to me, but the current generation, for the most part, don't seem to be as nearly attractive as those girls did in my youth. It's a funny thing about growing older. I'm 50 and I find my wife, six years my junior, to be extremely attractive, yeah hot. Now 25 years ago I didn't find many women in their 30s, let alone their 40s, to be attractive-now I do. Mind you, I'm not dead. Jessica Alba is half my age, but I know she's hot. However, for the most part those celebrities that I now find attractive are also older, the Catherine Zeta Jones and Kate Beckinsales of the world. I wonder if this means that if I make it to age 75 I'll be attracted to women who first have to put their teeth in when they wake up in the morning!  |
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2005, 04:15:03 AM » |
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As the old song goes - "Love the one you're with"  The pasture may be greener on the other side, but I'm already over the hill (and winded)  |
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« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2005, 04:49:49 AM » |
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They really don't to me. I can pull out my old high school yearbooks and find girls who still look great to me, but the current generation, for the most part, don't seem to be as nearly attractive as those girls did in my youth. It's a funny thing about growing older. I'm 50 and I find my wife, six years my junior, to be extremely attractive, yeah hot. Now 25 years ago I didn't find many women in their 30s, let alone their 40s, to be attractive-now I do. Mind you, I'm not dead. Jessica Alba is half my age, but I know she's hot. However, for the most part those celebrities that I now find attractive are also older, the Catherine Zeta Jones and Kate Beckinsales of the world. I wonder if this means that if I make it to age 75 I'll be attracted to women who first have to put their teeth in when they wake up in the morning! I'm the same way. I can appreciate the beauty of youth, but to me, they're not quite done out of the oven yet. Still more towards the girl end of the girl-woman spectrum. Give me a good looking 35-50 yr. old any time. Someone with character, intelligence, wit, and humor and doesn't freak out if a nail breaks or has a bad hair day. I think HS girls are a lot hotter looking nowadays. Not better looking, just more suggestive in clothing with thongs, jeans down to the pube line, bras a visible part of clothing, butt cracks showing, make-up out the wazoo, etc. When I was in HS, it was sweaters, plaid skirts, and knee socks with penny loafers. Not to look down at girls now, they are a function of their times and we of my generation played a big hand in making the times so. |
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« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2005, 04:55:39 AM » |
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I'm with Roy and RedsBaron on this one. It's a different kind of sexy when a woman is mature and confident in her sexuality. Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat" comes to mind. RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2005, 06:02:02 AM » |
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I'm with Roy and RedsBaron on this one. It's a different kind of sexy when a woman is mature and confident in her sexuality. Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat" comes to mind. RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Kathleen Turner had one of my all time favorite lines in that movie when she said to William Hurt: "You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man." |
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« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2005, 08:29:40 AM » |
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*scene*
Roy, RedsBaron and RFS sitting in an Old Folks home 6 years from now.
*fade into close up*
Roy: Hey, Timmy, did you see Clara today? Wow, she forgot her dentures when she came down for breakfast. I almost ran up to my room to grab my viagra I was so turned on.
RFS: No one here is named Timmy, Roy. And who is Clara? Is she that youngin who just came here last week?
RedsBaron: Yes, Dave, she is. She is a little young for my taste. I think she turns 62 next Wednesday.
Roy: Wasn't yesterday Wednesday? Am I wearing underwear?
RFS: Yes, Roy, you are wearing underwear, and no, yesterday was not Wednesday. *turns to RedsBaron* Man, Roy is losing it. I'm glad I have all my facilities.
RedsBaron: Ummmm, Dave, you are NOT wearing underwear. Nor pants for that matter. So I wouldn't be too sure about that facilities thing.
RFS: That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
Roy: Janye Mansfield is here? Where is my viagra? I loved her in Some Like it Hot!
RedsBaron: No Roy, that was Jack Lemmon.
RFS: That Jack Lemmon had some nice breasts.
RedsBaron: you two are idiots.
RFS: So, who is Clara again?
Roy: Did I tell you guys that Clara came down to breakfast today and forgot her dentures? I almost had to run upstairs and grab my viagra.
RFS: Yes, Roy, you told us. Who is Clara again.
RedsBaron: For the last time, Clara is the new hottie who just moved in. She is too young for any of our tastes though.
RFS: That Kathleen Turner had some nice breasts.
RedsBaron: What? Whose talking about Kathleen Turner? We were talking about Marie.
Roy: Who is Marie?
RedsBaron: She is......Yeah, who is Marie.
RFS: Know who had some big boobs and I had a crush on when I was younger? Joan of Arc. We went to grade school together. Man, she had some nice breasts.
RedsBaron: You two are idiots.
Roy: Who is Marie?
RFS: She is the 88 year old who lives on the third floor.
RedsBaron: Oh, the one who always comes to dinner all dressed up and sexy?
Roy: Yes! The one with the corset and girdle thingy. Roy likes her. Has anyone seen my viagra?
RFS: That Mae West had some big breasts.
RedsBaron: Yes, she did.
Roy: Did anyone see Clara this morning? She came down to breakfast without her dentures in? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Roy likey.
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« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2005, 08:38:01 AM » |
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Very nice, Puffy.
I wouldn't change a thing.
Well, you could add something about a 57 year old Puffy groping a 27 year old bombshell and the guys saying something like--
"That's disgusting. She's young enough to be his daughter."
With RFS chiming in:
"I think she has big boobs, though. Even though I can't tell because they're not below her waist."
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« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2005, 10:17:09 AM » |
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*scene*
Roy, RedsBaron and RFS sitting in an Old Folks home 6 years from now.
*fade into close up*
Roy: Hey, Timmy, did you see Clara today? Wow, she forgot her dentures when she came down for breakfast. I almost ran up to my room to grab my viagra I was so turned on.
RFS: No one here is named Timmy, Roy. And who is Clara? Is she that youngin who just came here last week?
RedsBaron: Yes, Dave, she is. She is a little young for my taste. I think she turns 62 next Wednesday.
Roy: Wasn't yesterday Wednesday? Am I wearing underwear?
RFS: Yes, Roy, you are wearing underwear, and no, yesterday was not Wednesday. *turns to RedsBaron* Man, Roy is losing it. I'm glad I have all my facilities.
RedsBaron: Ummmm, Dave, you are NOT wearing underwear. Nor pants for that matter. So I wouldn't be too sure about that facilities thing.
RFS: That Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
Roy: Janye Mansfield is here? Where is my viagra? I loved her in Some Like it Hot!
RedsBaron: No Roy, that was Jack Lemmon.
RFS: That Jack Lemmon had some nice breasts.
RedsBaron: you two are idiots.
RFS: So, who is Clara again?
Roy: Did I tell you guys that Clara came down to breakfast today and forgot her dentures? I almost had to run upstairs and grab my viagra.
RFS: Yes, Roy, you told us. Who is Clara again.
RedsBaron: For the last time, Clara is the new hottie who just moved in. She is too young for any of our tastes though.
RFS: That Kathleen Turner had some nice breasts.
RedsBaron: What? Whose talking about Kathleen Turner? We were talking about Marie.
Roy: Who is Marie?
RedsBaron: She is......Yeah, who is Marie.
RFS: Know who had some big boobs and I had a crush on when I was younger? Joan of Arc. We went to grade school together. Man, she had some nice breasts.
RedsBaron: You two are idiots.
Roy: Who is Marie?
RFS: She is the 88 year old who lives on the third floor.
RedsBaron: Oh, the one who always comes to dinner all dressed up and sexy?
Roy: Yes! The one with the corset and girdle thingy. Roy likes her. Has anyone seen my viagra?
RFS: That Mae West had some big breasts.
RedsBaron: Yes, she did.
Roy: Did anyone see Clara this morning? She came down to breakfast without her dentures in? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Roy likey.
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:rofl:The above post sounds nothing like me of course, but it has Dave exactly right. |
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