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« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2005, 10:19:04 AM »

Facilities?  And here all this time they've been misleading us students into believing it was "faculties."
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« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2005, 11:17:09 AM »

Good stuff Puffy Rolling!
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« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2005, 11:31:50 AM »

Figured this would be the perfect place.

Scientific Proof that Girls are Evil.

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls=Time x Money

And as we all know Time is Money

Time=Money

Therefore=

Girls=Money x Money (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil.

Money = Evil(insert square root sign)

Therefore

Girls = Evil(square root squared)

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil
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« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2005, 11:34:40 AM »

Figured this would be the perfect place.

Scientific Proof that Girls are Evil.

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls=Time x Money

And as we all know Time is Money

Time=Money

Therefore=

Girls=Money x Money (Money)2

And because money is the root of all evil.

Money = Evil(insert square root sign)

Therefore

Girls = Evil(square root squared)

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls = Evil
algebra doesn't lie.
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« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2005, 03:24:19 PM »

algebra doesn't lie.


Yep, no sabrnookie for you, WV.

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« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2005, 08:35:03 AM »

SOME girls may be evil, but certainly not ALL girls.

After all, I did become engaged to one while in Australia last week.  Smile
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« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2005, 09:44:53 AM »

Congratulations, Registerthis.

Another one bites the dust.


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« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2005, 03:27:57 PM »

Congratulations, Registerthis.

Another one bites the dust.


S'OK.  I'm making her sign a prenup--I get to watch all of the Reds, Buckeyes and Bluejackets games that I want, and even drag her off to 2-3 Nationals games a year, and in return she gets to pick the colors for the bathroom.

Seems fair to me.
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« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2005, 05:20:56 PM »

SOME girls may be evil, but certainly not ALL girls.

After all, I did become engaged to one while in Australia last week.  Smile

Lets get some details!!!

Inquiring female minds want to know (especially those who are law students, and thus barely maintain contact with the outside world). Smile
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« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2005, 06:22:51 PM »

S'OK.  I'm making her sign a prenup--I get to watch all of the Reds, Buckeyes and Bluejackets games that I want, and even drag her off to 2-3 Nationals games a year, and in return she gets to pick the colors for the bathroom.

Seems fair to me.

Smart man.

Congrats on your engagement!
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