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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2005, 11:39:34 AM »

Raisor -

Since today is your wedding day, if you need the birds and bee speel I will be happy to help.
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2005, 02:19:47 PM »

It would seem his priorities aren't quite in order.  Its been, what, like 6 hours since the wedding and he hasn't been in to give his report?  Whipped.
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2005, 03:23:48 PM »

It would seem his priorities aren't quite in order.  Its been, what, like 6 hours since the wedding and he hasn't been in to give his report?  Whipped.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2005, 03:53:50 PM »

It would seem his priorities aren't quite in order.  Its been, what, like 6 hours since the wedding and he hasn't been in to give his report?  Whipped.



Yeah, it's a bad start, no doubt.

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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2005, 08:53:45 AM »

I hope Raisor "found" everything on the wedding night.
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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2005, 11:35:45 AM »

I hope Raisor "found" everything on the wedding night.

Yea, I hope he had all his faculties.    Rolling! Rolling!
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« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2005, 01:02:29 PM »

I wonder if we'll ever see him again now that he's discovered, well, you know....

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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2005, 01:25:40 PM »

Well he still came to the board after he discovered masterbation, so I think he'll be back eventually.
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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2005, 11:24:11 AM »

Just checking in from the honeymoon.  Things are going great.  I'll write up a complete (well, almost complete) report this weekend when we get home.
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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2005, 12:02:31 PM »

Alright!  Pictures..........
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